You know you're addicted to ALIAS when...

...you see a group of kids playing with a red ball and want to warn them that its a Mueller device.
...you spot your friend eating coffee ice cream. You suspect he's been doubled.
...you set your cell phone to ring like Sydney's. Extra points if its the same model phone.
...every time you see the character 'Locke' on Lost, you say. "Geez, when's Kendall going to call in the secret code and rendezvous with the team and get his butt off that island and back to Alias?"
...you believe wearing a colorful wig and tight clothing can help you get away with anything.
...you check the pages of old books for hidden messages.
...the mention of weddings, rings, or two years makes you incredibly ticked off.
...your history teacher mentions something about the KGB, and the first thing you think is, "Irina?"
...Every time you hear the Nokia ringtone, you get excited even though there's no way it could be Vaughn.

Obviously, I'm looking forward to the Alias season 5 premiere on Sept. 29. But I'll have to watch it by myself, which will make it a lot less fun.
Sad. miss you asbury people.