at my brother's wedding shower this weekend...

Addendum

14. "Yes! I can't WAIT to go to my high school reunion! I'm completely over the emotional scarring that was the result of four year of being treated like scum simply because I had the audacity to think for myself!"

The Tuesday meme

13 Things You Will Never Hear Me Say

1. "I LOOOOOVE tomatoes. Could I get a few extra?"
2. "This shirt/dress makes my boobs look WAY too small."
3. "Wow! I'm totally caught up on my schoolwork!"
4. "Mr. Omabare, son of a former Nigerian finance minister, of course I will send you all of my bank details so you can deposit $25 million in my account for safe-keeping."
5. "I'm sorry--I'm always too early!"
6. "Oh, goody! It's 6 am! Time to get up and face the day!"
7. "I will definitely wear that bridesmaid dress again!"
8. "I wish presidents could run for three terms. Bush deserves another 4 years. I really regret not voting for him those other two times."
9. "I have too many books."
10. "I'd rather walk a mile over hot coals than get a pedicure."
11. "I'm sooooo sick of thai food."
12. "Fox News is my preferred source for information."
13. "I never want to leave south Mississippi. Between the heat, the bugs, the humidity, and the hurricanes, it may be the perfect place."

My new significant other...

This is Scarlett. She is a 2006 Honda Accord who was delievered with 4 miles on her spedometer. Though she never met Rhett, she is proud to be his replacement and hopes she can fill his shoes--er...tires.

Come by and see me and I'll take you for a drive.

(for all of you who got excited at the mention of my new siginficant other and hoped you'd get to see a picture of the boy, I won't disappoint you...here it is. He took the pictures of the car, and is excited about his new role of car-washer).

The hyperlink doesn't work, so you'll have to cut and paste the url. But the quiz is great...I predict that Rhonda and Kelly will be superstars. I got a 77.